Sunday, September 27, 2009

Crash : Cover of a song by Jess Ross

My friend wrote this song and I loved it so much I recorded my own version of it. I'd say it's the best cover I've ever recorded. Simplicity proved rewarding. Just click that link and enjoy a free download yeah?

Chris Eff - Crash (Jess Ross Cover).mp3

Piled by the door
one layer after another
scarves on top of mittens
and shit I think i'm smitten
by your quirky grin
and the way the snow is melting
off your skin, off your skin
Off your skin, off your skin

I am almost floored
By the way my heart is dancing
circles in my rib cage
and blame my damn coloured face
for giving me away
but thank God that it is burning
through all my fears, all my fears
all my fears, all my fears

Can I crash in your bed
Will you warm my feet
Will you hold my hand inside of yours?
Could you sing me to sleep
Your body's warm
My heart is weaker than I ever thought

We might barely make the rent
We might be poor but we'd be happy
Loose change would be for guitar strings
Money made would go towards the heat
that would keep our bodies warm
in the dark and colder months we'd
be sleeping in, sleeping in
sleeping in, sleeping in

Monday, September 21, 2009

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Truth be told..

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Your Green Eyes

babygirl, hows that bedroom we christened                                      
and that boy that you don't really love
all he wants is those curves of your body
all he don't is all of the above

steady income is the prize that youre winnin
for a sleep that youre losin at night
wonderin if there's somethin you're missin
i cant stand to sit and watch you go blind

had a dream you were sucking on icecubes
smilin at me cross the table we built
sun was shinin, the wind swept your pigtails
and your green eyes, they shone, just for me

been awhile since your smile meant somethin
now a courtesy to those you call friends
while youre peelin the label off your bottle
much too sober to think theres no end

to the misery loves company theory
your brand of misery is nothing like this
loverboy leaves the room and you call me
say you're missin the way that i kiss

but these games never come to fruition
at the end of the night i'm alone
and youve got some boys dick in your mouth
while i sit here and stare at my phone

Friday, May 8, 2009

How many LoveCult(tm) members can you find in this online article?

Live! Nude! Vloggers!

Liz Shannon Miller, April 16, 2008

Some of the worst decisions people make involve when, where and why they take off their clothes. But that doesn’t seem to be a huge concern for YouTube user Chris3ff and the vloggers participating in his Naked Vlog Campaign.

As of writing, Chris3ff has located at least 125 videos. (edit: 600+ as of this date) My first reaction when hearing about this concept was, “Wow, we’ve discovered a way to make vlogging even more exhibitionist.” But what’s interesting about these vlogs is that many participants, normally so comfortable on camera, clearly find the experience a little disconcerting.

Speedyconkiwi is reduced to telling awkward jokes, whileJabazzy frets over her hair and makeup.

Of course, those from different planets seem to have no trouble whatsoever stripping down.

The guys seem to feel slightly more comfortable going sans garments (perhaps because a head-and-shoulders camera framing puts them in much less danger of violating TOS). Here,BilliLovesMargot performs an homage to the D’Angelo video “How Does It Feel”.

Not all of the men participating are so excited about taking it off. But Nalts’s round-up of this meme is comprehensive and fun — plus, naked Nalts, which is certainly not something you see every day (unless, I assume, you are Mrs. Nalts).

As Dinzla admits at one point, “I think this naked vlogging thing is kind of fun to do, because, well, anyone can do it. We all have a body and the only thing keeping you from revealing your body is you.” Of course, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. But there’s something compelling about watching people normally so comfortable with exposing their emotions expose their bodies — or their bare shoulders, at least.

I wonder how longtime fans of the vloggers feel after watching the videos. After all, once you’ve seen someone naked, your relationship has totally changed..

Monday, April 20, 2009

With Age, That Old Adage.

It's a long process and I feel as though I'm taking baby steps. The water's cold but there comes a time when your biggest concern is no longer what people might think when you're getting out, it's how satisfying it is while you're in.

The internet, for me, has always been a crutch. It's been the focal point of my life, but also it represented so much of what I considered possibility. The greener grass on the other side. After a long string of disappointments, I'm starting to understand that possibility is another word for hope, and hope can often be likened to fantasies. That is to say, sometimes just believing something may exist - and not allowing that thought to rule your life - is enough. An active search for it is more often than not a step in the wrong direction and will only leave you broken. More cynical.

Pleasures need not be complicated to satisfy our deeper need. They need only be trustworthy and reliable, and express a concern which is devoid of vanity. Love not for the sake of loving but because there is no other way.

Someday, we all grow tired of sabotaging our lives, and allow good things to manifest themselves without guilt. This is a step in the right direction.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Corporate Conglomerate (F*ck You)

i work all night and day to make a little money
for the corporate conglomerates, say say say
hey corporation heads, now you cap my salary
if you want my loyalty well man that ain't the way

you say 'better to not get paid then fire other folk'
well i don't care bout them, their work ethic's a joke
i bust my ass for you, i deserve the cash i make
your company standards aren't the bible for f*ck's sake

c'mon and give what you owe, i deserve each red cent
four years of my life for you and all i'm paying is my rent
i break my back for you, why don't you bend a rule for me
how can you expect me to be a worthy member of society


you don't care to see the potential benefit
you see my potential, yeah sure, and yet you starve it
i save your ass three times a day you know
if you appreciate it well goddamn it don't show

so i stayed in bed today, you asked if i was sick
i said 'no i'm not well and you're the reason for it'
if i show my face today, well someone's gonna pay
got a fist full of dynamite, i'll blow your ass away (jk lol)

Mars in Furs : Bedroomsong

i don't love noone but you
and this might sound kind of cruel
but if i just aint in the mood
i'll find somebody new

and you say it just aint right
that the life i live's a lie
when you look me in the eye
you know you can't deny it

you're just as confused as me
you got a split identity
and for all of your resentment
babygirl, you admit you love it

cos noone can handle you like me
girl, i commandeer your body
if the lights are on i'll take you twice
you know no other lover will suffice

so you got your flings i know
with the boys from down the road
but them boys done up and froze
when they got you all alone

and the ones that gave their all
well you won't return their call
no matter who the casanova
we both know you'll never fall

cos it's me sleepin in your bed
and it's you baby gives me head
with your hair wrapped around my fist
who else'll love you quite like this

now i know what you all chance
that i'm a portrait of arrogance
let me open your eyes to something
all of those other girls, they mean nothing

though i try my best to feel
well i feel that it's just futile
when the night is said and done
it seems for some, there's only one

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009


After browsing videos of people doing Salvia on YouTube for almost two hours, I've come to the following conclusion:

Giving your friends Salvia and videotaping it is the equivalent of putting scotch tape on the top of your cat's head and laughing at it while it runs around confused as hell. Except, the scotch tape thing definitely won't turn your cat into a vegetable mongoloid..

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Most Random Text Message Exchange of 2009.

From BilliBaracuda:

I knew i should've sent flowers on valentine.. Sorry babe that was insensitive of me.

My response:

It's ok darling, I'm more of a candy girl anyway ^_^

02.15.09 This Changes Everything.

Valentine's Day was here and now it's gone and did anyone really notice?

Friday, February 13, 2009

What it is.

An ill-conceived bout of self-righteousness.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Strangers / Lord Jeff Show Flyer.

Created this for an Orlando-based group called Strangers (aka Strangers Family Band).

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Black Mystique (1986)

Remember when porno had involved plots and excess dialogue? I sure do. If you’re longing for the days of porno yore, this classic flick does the trick. Sherrie is a newlywed who is determined to not let her marriage become another divorce statistic and is doing everything she can to keep things hot in the bedroom. Turns out, her husband is just hungry so Sherrie hires a chef named Magda who teaches them to add spice to everything - including whatever they’re cooking up in the bedroom. Magda has a secret ingredient of her own however…she’s a tranny!

At one point, Magda tells Sherrie to get someone outside to teach her a thing or two. Soon we’re introduced to her new dark lover who has the body of an Olympic athlete and a cock that every woman dreams of. The scene is very mysterious; Sherrie practically tears his clothes off when he enters the room like she’s been waiting forever for this moment.  When the act is over, he demands payment and we learn he’s a “working man” - how scandalous! But why would a happily married woman pay for sex? She didn’t want to cheat on her husband, why she was just doing this for him!

This movie has it all - sex, scandals, a plot, soap opera dialogue and even a rare shaved pussy in the era of a full bush. It’s even comical at times! The Black Mystique is timeless, sexy, mysterious and entertaining. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - in porn, as in life, you can never go wrong with a classic.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Thoughts and Melodrama.

I often feel misunderstood, sometimes cheated.. but what does the world owe me? What does anyone owe me? More importantly, what is it I feel I've earned?

Do you ever think about dying? What it would be like if you weren't around, who would cry and for how long? Which old flames would come out of the woodworks, which friends would decide not to show up to your funeral? What personal belongings would you want passed out among friends, and which items to whom?

Do you believe that in the end, we're all alone? Or are those who subscribe to that concept the ones that end up passing without a hand to hold? What is more painful, to die alone or to leave someone behind knowing they will likely die from the heartache of losing you?

Is love an imagined -or worse, a natural physical- response to positive stimuli? Is it just as easily lost as a cold or fever? Or is its impact upon our memories something that can never be forgotten? Will I hold a place in my heart for every person I've ever loved?

Does any of this really, truly matter? Perhaps not, but I'm certain of this: there is nothing like a fresh start.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

01.27.09 To be there or not to be.

Google Chrome.

Just decided to download Google Chrome and take it for a test drive. YouTube videos have been loading kind of slowly for me lately, and I figured since Google owns YouTube, their browser must handle their videos pretty well. First impression: It's clean, simple, efficient. I feel like I have more space on my screen to view webpages, somehow. Good to see they utilize the same Ctrl+T command as Firefox to open a new tab. It automatically imported all of my bookmarks from Firefox, even the toolbar bookmarks were updated. Nice.

The browsing is definitely a smoother experience. Less time waiting for images to load. I can get to a webpage and scroll to the bottom without finding any missing images, which is a vast difference from when I was using Firefox. For whatever reason, everything felt like it was getting bogged down, so this is refreshing. So far, so good, Google. Only thing I want to change is the color scheme, certainly there must be some way of doing this and I'm about to look into that. But first..

Internet porn test. ttyl!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

One half of a Skype convo about breasts FTW.

Kiwi says:

I don't even know if I've ever seen a real sexploitation or blaxploitation movie. Hmmm. We have this one channel on TV and they have Trash Nights.. and I think one of the movies I've watched during one of those Trash Nights was def. a sexploitation movie. Russ Meyer. It was really really weird and funny. Russ Meyer is mainly.. big boobs, and the rest is kinda secondary. Oh I wish I could remember which movie I watched there. It was so surreal. Mainly a chase in the desert, didn't make any sense at all, it was mainly big boobie women, running around, losing their clothes for more or less coherent reasons, gunshots here and there, etc. I had no idea what the hell I was watching, but I watched it anyway. I'm sure it would be good for a drinking game as well. Everytime you see nipple, take a shot. Everytime someone punches someone, take a shot. After 15 minutes, you're dead.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

01.11.09: Newest Animation.

For SpeedyConKiwi, as it is her birthday and we have epic collab plans which would require an epic intro. Done and done.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Love and Rock. (Somewhat)

I created this several years ago, actually, but I thought I'd share it here. The person at right was meant to be my girlfriend at the time, who coincidentally is now my wife, who I coincidentally no longer speak to. Life is funny sometimes, the kind of funny that makes you want to throw yourself off a tall building. Joy!

Sunday, January 4, 2009