Thursday, February 19, 2009

Salvia.

After browsing videos of people doing Salvia on YouTube for almost two hours, I've come to the following conclusion:

Giving your friends Salvia and videotaping it is the equivalent of putting scotch tape on the top of your cat's head and laughing at it while it runs around confused as hell. Except, the scotch tape thing definitely won't turn your cat into a vegetable mongoloid..

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Most Random Text Message Exchange of 2009.

From BilliBaracuda:

I knew i should've sent flowers on valentine.. Sorry babe that was insensitive of me.

My response:

It's ok darling, I'm more of a candy girl anyway ^_^

02.15.09 This Changes Everything.

Valentine's Day was here and now it's gone and did anyone really notice?

Friday, February 13, 2009

What it is.

An ill-conceived bout of self-righteousness.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Strangers / Lord Jeff Show Flyer.


 
Created this for an Orlando-based group called Strangers (aka Strangers Family Band).


Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Black Mystique (1986)





Remember when porno had involved plots and excess dialogue? I sure do. If you’re longing for the days of porno yore, this classic flick does the trick. Sherrie is a newlywed who is determined to not let her marriage become another divorce statistic and is doing everything she can to keep things hot in the bedroom. Turns out, her husband is just hungry so Sherrie hires a chef named Magda who teaches them to add spice to everything - including whatever they’re cooking up in the bedroom. Magda has a secret ingredient of her own however…she’s a tranny!

At one point, Magda tells Sherrie to get someone outside to teach her a thing or two. Soon we’re introduced to her new dark lover who has the body of an Olympic athlete and a cock that every woman dreams of. The scene is very mysterious; Sherrie practically tears his clothes off when he enters the room like she’s been waiting forever for this moment.  When the act is over, he demands payment and we learn he’s a “working man” - how scandalous! But why would a happily married woman pay for sex? She didn’t want to cheat on her husband, why she was just doing this for him!

This movie has it all - sex, scandals, a plot, soap opera dialogue and even a rare shaved pussy in the era of a full bush. It’s even comical at times! The Black Mystique is timeless, sexy, mysterious and entertaining. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - in porn, as in life, you can never go wrong with a classic.